National TV Turnoff Week – April 19-25Tyler Hogan
In Honor of National TV Turnoff Week, I thought I’d share a Psalm I ran across today. (Author Unknown.)
The 23rd Channel
The TV is my Shepherd, I shall want.
It maketh me to lie down on the sofa.
It leadeth me away from the scriptures.
It destroyeth my soul.
It leadeth me in the paths of sex and violence,
For the sponsors’ sake.
Yea, though I walk in the shadow of my Christian responsibilities,
There will be no interruptions,
For the TV is with me.
Its cable and remote,
They control me.
It prepareth a commercial before me,
In the presence of worldliness.
It anointeth my head with humanism.
My coveting runneth over.
Surely laziness and ignorance shall follow me,
All the days of my life,
And I shall dwell in the house
Watching TV forever.